The best pen ever
It’s early in the morning. How early ? My watch shows 3:30 am and I don’t feel sleepy. Probably because of this weird thing I’ve been having which I should stop. I haven’t written anything for a while and that’s why I think it’s good time to write now. Okay, now I have the motivation to write, but what to write?. Write about something!! After a few minutes of boredom and deep thoughts, I’ve made up my mind on what to write. At least I think I have, because I’ve already given this post a title. I’m afraid about what people might think of me after I write this. This is probably one of the most random and odd topic anyone could think of. Let me actually get to the topic.
That’s enough introduction. I wrote all that only to justify why I’m writing on such a topic. I’m not trying to do the thing from Wolf of Wall Street here, trying to sell you a pen. NO. This is about a pen, a simple, ordinary pen. It costs 15 Rs. It’s something that can be bought in any stationery store. I saw it lying on my table and only then it struck me that I can actually write about it. I think I would’ve bought at least 40 of those in the past 3 years. You may think I’m exaggerating. Maybe I am. Maybe not. If my college mates were to read this, they would know instantly what I’m talking about.
Finding the right pen is more difficult than finding the right girl to marry. There are expensive ones, not so expensive ones, round tips, felt tips and many more kinds. I’m talking about the pens get your mind out of the gutter (My humor settings are 100%). When I buy this pen, I know it would be the envy of all my friends. When my friends buy it, I borrow it and never give it back to them. It has one of the best grips possible. Long lasting ink. You feel like you’re writing on water. That’s how smooth it feels. You feel good. You’ll want to write more. The color is blue. Not too much blue and not too little blue. There are pens that have a dark blue/violet-ish color to it that just looks so bad. This pen has just the correct amount of blue.
If you’ve read this far, you are just as bored as I am to write this. Congratulations. But don’t leave without knowing what pen I’m talking about. You should be a wee bit curious by now. The pen I’m talking about is *drum rolls*
Quite accurate to it’s name.
I’ll leave you a picture. Go on. Buy yourself one now. Feel the pen touching the paper. You can melt butter with this pen. Chuck Norris could melt this pen with a butter. But that’s another story. Sorry about the high humor settings.
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